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the-last-free-url wrote:
"You can join my way: The pirate way. Ahoy mate, bring your own rum. Or tea. Or chocolate milk. Whatever suits you."

It looks like that’s how it’s gonna have to be. I must resort to a life of crime. At least there’s chocolate milk…


MY FATHER JUST TOLD ME HE’S CANCELING THE NETFLIX ACCOUNT FOR THE SUMMER MY LIFE IS OVER THERE’S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME GOODBYE FRIENDS


tasteofhiddles:

mishasfuckinghipbones:

mishasfuckinghipbones:

i was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES” 

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hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING

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Jared Padaleggi

(via nerdybirdyleprechaun)


chevybanana:

We’ve got our candelstick makers:

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our busy guys:

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our romantic imbecile

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our lesbians:

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…and then there’s Jared

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(Source: woosterteeth, via yer-a-wizard-castiel)


the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

(via firetruckingawesomeness)


"If you care about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner."



unhistorical:

May 25, 1977: Star Wars is released.

Before the release of his first Star Wars film, George Lucas was convinced  that his genre-busting space opera epic would flop at the box office, so he made a bet with Steven Spielberg, whose science-fiction film Close Encounters of the Third Kind was also set to release that year. If Spielberg’s film made more money than his own, he would collect a percentage of whatever profit Close Encounters made, and vice versa. Spielberg’s sci-fi classic made an impressive $337 million by the end of its run, but Star Wars made nearly $800 million which, adjusted for inflation, makes it the third highest-grossing film of all time (it also spawned a franchise which, according to some estimates, has yielded a total revenue of $27 billion). Needless to say, Spielberg lost the battle of films but won the bet, and reportedly continues to benefit from that bet today. 

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sorou:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

i don’t like this head canon 

OH MY GOD

(via firetruckingawesomeness)


getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

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neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

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